I'VE BEEN THROBBED!

As many of you already know, I am biased towards sex toys which don’t require batteries. That said, I have to admit that once I tried the Hard Throb, it did restore my perception somewhat.

The Hard Throb is realistic looking and its texture could almost pass off as the real thing. I acquired it in March this year from Edenfantasys and found myself gradually getting really attached to it.

Made from rubber and slightly veined, mine measured 7” long (there is a 10”version too) and about 1¾” wide. Granted it may be a little too hard and thick for the amateur, I like that it doesn’t flop about too much to make insertion uncomfortable.

The selling point about this high quality sex toy is that unlike most other vibrators that have the vibrating mechanism located at the bottom, this one has it on the rosy-coloured top end. This means that it ‘hits’ you just where it matters most. I did wish that the vibrations were a little more rigorous though. But it’s quiet so it’s very easy to be discrete with this one. In any case, lube is always a good idea.

Unfortunately, due to its size, you can’t exactly slip this playmate into a regular handbag. Obviously, you also can’t take it into the tub with you unless you want to risk flooding the compartment for the required two C-size batteries. It’s best used with a condom and after using it, ensure you rinse (with soap) and dry it well.

Here is the MS VERDICT on the Hard Throb:

Delivery: 5 out of 5 (arrived in five days in Singapore)
Packaging: 3 out of 5 (Firm box and wrapped in plastic)
Design: 4 out of 5 (Realistic and nice feel)
Function: 3.5 out of 5 (Not for beginners)

Total MS Score: 15.5 out of 20 (GOOD)

Missus Singapore out!


This post was sponsored by Edenfantasys.

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VIDEO OF THE WEEK

It's always great to start the week with a public holiday. It somehow always feels more fulfilling when you wake up on Monday only to realise you can sleep in a little.

Anyway, here is a video that addresses the question that guys keep asking me. Hopefully, these four women will convince you further.

Missus Singapore out!

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Rong Cheng Bak Kut Teh: Every day is a Good Day for Bak Kut Teh!

The signature prime rib (龙骨) at Rong Cheng If I were to pick a dish to represent Singapore, my choice would be Bak Kut Teh. It might seem strange that I should choose Bak Kut Teh over hot favourites like Chicken Rice and Chilli Crabs but after pondering upon this question for the last few years, I have come to the conclusion that there are a few unique things about Bak Kut Teh that places it

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LESSONS FROM THE OLD

I was at the mall the other day and as I was having a nice cup of tea, I noticed an elderly couple sitting in the table just beside mine. 'What's so odd about that?' you might ask. Alot.

They were having a conversation about buying some bedsheets they had saw earlier and what struck me was not the subject of bedsheets but how they went about it. Their tone was filled with nothing but sweetness and mutual respect. There was also lots of physical contact, in terms of how they gently touched each other's hands.

With all the helter-skelter about us being a weekend, it appeared that their world was cocooned somehow. Not many things today send a pleasant warmth through me but watching the two of them did. Typical of me, I just had to find out more.

It took some time explaining what I wrote about and the concept of a blog but the Chinese couple finally agreed to share some insights into their union.

Married for 44 years, the man, Chong, was 71 while the woman Sally, was 64. They have four children and nine grandchildren. Living by themselves together with their two dogs, they are both retired. He had worked as a landscape designer while she was a secretary in a construction firm before she retired.

It was nice hearing about their lives and family but what I really wanted to know was how they managed to keep their level of closeness and intimacy going after all these years. I could sense that Sally was a little uncomfortable initially, and sat quietly to allow her husband to speak.

"We always say 'I Love You' to each other. It is a rule between us even if we had a fight the previous day. We never carry our problems over the next day." Mr Chong revealed.

He added, "We always hold hands when we are together, outside or even when watching television. In fact we go to bed holding hands too."

Once he got going, he never quite stopped. But then I took a deep breadth and interceded, "What about sex?"

Surprisingly, Sally took the wheel with this one.

"These days, hardly! But we made up for it when we were younger," she said with a cheeky grin as she turned to her husband.

"I think people should do it as much as they can when they can. But it doesn't me that we don't have intimate moments, it's just that we express it differently. We don't want his pacemaker to explode!"

We all shared a big laugh.

I then asked what they think the government should do about the low birth rates.

Chong shared his ideas.

"We used to have big families back then with no help. There were no bonuses to help us but we still wanted big families. Today is a different story. I don't think the bonueses will help. Couples need to enjoy sex all over again. Everything goes by so quickly and there are so many distractions. If you cannot find time to enjoy it, how can you even make babies."

Sally added, "When you enjoy sex, you become closer and in time, you want to take it further and
have a child. These days, it is all about making babies, like a robot."

The more I spoke with this couple, the more I am convinced that the government is asking all the wrong people how to solve the problem of low birth rates. They just have no sense of how to go about doing things or where to address the problem.

Money will do nothing.You need to create an environment that is understanding and open to sex. As it stands, even mere open expressions of affection are looked upon with scorn by the majority. Money is not going to change this. It requires a serious reboot of societal mindsets if you ask me.

Missus Singapore out!

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NEW BURNS TREATMENT

We learn something new everyday, don't we? Today, we discover another use for that trusty blue pill, thanks to James Bond, who sent this in. Enjoy it.

A guy visiting in Hawaii fell asleep on the beach for several hours and got a horrible sunburn, specifically to his upper legs. He went to the hospital, and was promptly admitted after being diagnosed with second-degree burns.

With his skin already starting to blister, and the severe pain he was in, the doctor prescribed continuous intravenous feeding with saline, electrolytes, a sedative, and a Viagra pill every four hours.

The nurse, who was rather astounded, asked, 'What good will Viagra do for him, Doctor’?

The doctor replied, 'It won't do anything for his condition, but it’ll keep the sheets off his legs.'

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FB CLUB - YOUR IDEAS 1

I'm happy to report that since last week, I've been receiving a steady stream of ideas from both gals and guys about the possibility of setting up a FB Club. Be patient as we need to really walk through the mechanics of such a club less it all fall apart at the get Go.

So to kick things off, here is an idea from Phan. Your feedback is most appreciated.

"You can make use of websites like aff.com to setup a closed local group there. And from there you can say you only allow those who has confirmed their IDs with aff to join and in doing so screen out the minors and those who faked age or nationality etc.

As for screening for disease, you can set a rule, people can bring along their latest STD check or something for each other to verify. Now if the 2 or more parties wanna take their own risk, it's really not something you can control.

And finally, like you've always advocated, safe sex is the most important of all. If you wish to get some "benefits" out of organizing this, a simple paypal payment using our credit cards should suffice. Plus those with credit cards are also those that the bank has screened for age limit. Once they've paid, you can let them into the aff group."

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Lower price = more sales = more profit ?

Got further discount ? Free gifts ? Free installation ? Very popular questions faced by salesman whenever they try to close deals. And sadly the answers are always the same. I came across an article with an interesting but very true statement: "Every time you discount your product or service you discount yourself and eat away your profits." If customer is looking for a better deal, it is not really necessary to lower the price. So, the ultimate aim is to give as little as possible to close a sale. Sounds impossible ? It can be done. Negotiating is not always about price. Although price is virtually a factor in every sales, it is not usually the primary or motivating factor. Rather, what we say, or our approach towards the customer in the very beginning will affect the value of the product or service in their mind. I was going through a monthly duration report of the units that my department took in for service and repairs. For the last few years, it have been my routine to do a spot check for any mistakes or loopholes. This time, something caught my attention. It was not only the total number in figures and quantity. But it was also the duration itself. What amazes me is that 95% of the units taken it were completed and collected on the same day itself or the next day (still less than 24hrs). And a total 30 out of 76. 10 units were completed within 2 days, the rest took up 3-4 days. And what astonishes me was: these repairs were billed @ $50 each. And those that take 3-4 days were billed @ $64 which is the normal service rates given by the company. And the important factor that causes the $14 discount = membership. Without fail, the department hits the membership quota every month. The boss is satisfied, the management is satisfied. But my guys really need to ask themselves: is this what they really want ? Or they forgot their primary goal ? Yes, no doubt they act according to a motto that I have established: F.E.A.R = fast.efficient.and.reliable. It is time to look back at how far I have came through to build a reputation, to build a brand, as a one-stop IT services centre for consumers. However, the profits that I reeled in, were not as promising as I thought. Yes, business has ups and downs like stock market. But when it is down, I will need to come up with counter-measures to ensure there is always a gain, never a loss. Hey, it is business after all. Sudden promotions, free bundles even daring tactics have been tried and tested but none were as effective as they planned to be. Perhaps the thing to look at is still the manner in which the message is conversed to the end user. Every customer who walks in is like giving you the sales person an interview. And the underlying question is: Why should I get this from you when I can get is somewhere else and even cheaper ? An important answer that all my sales team should know: service. Not just normal service. Premium service and after-sales support. Yes. It is rare to encounter such now days. Sign an invoice and the sales man will thank you for that and never hope to see you again in the event of a problem - unless you are back to further fill his pockets. I am here to look into the various issues faced after the sales are closed. As a counsellor. As a mediator. But what the customer always have the impression : after sales service is good if it is free. After sales service is good if there is compensation for any inconvenience. My dear customers. Let me humbly remind you that that like you, anyone of you out there, we are also workers. And no one likes to work for free. Right ? I may charge a premium (seems alot from customer's point of view but still alot lesser than the amount stated by the company) but I guarantee that you get what you pay for. However, I need to cater to the needs of everyone, in particular the average joe who does not need all the bells and wishes but still need the job done. Don't fret, there will be a right pricing just for these group of people. I have asked my guys to come up with a pricing and other offers. I am currently going through it and plans to roll it out this coming October. It may not be the best deals in town but hey in this world, you can't please everyone. Give up something, or lose everything. Your choice.

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